Monday, September 20, 2010

Bradley Cooper: Hot Actor or Hottest Actor

Bradley Cooper might be the hottest actor alive today. I don't know what it is about him, but I am so into it right now. He was the only character I liked in Valentine's Day, he was the reason I saw A-Team three times and All About Steve at all, and he was the reason I got drunk and kept screaming at the TV during He's Just Not That Into You. There are other actors whom I think are hot, but Bradley is definitely number 1. Therefore, I have composed this list of his sexiest roles for your convenience.

6. Wedding Crashers
This movie is definitely his least sexy role. I mean he looks good, but they put him in a lot of dumb outfits and his hair is too short. His character is also a complete and total ass, which is off putting.

5. He's Just Not That Into You
Once again his character is a complete ass. You would think they would just cast him as the sexy crime fighting, bunny petting, chicken alfredo cooking, world saving six pack of hot justice that he is, but apparently Hollywood thinks he's more readable as a doucher. However, his hair is longer in this one, and he wears a lot of standard successful man outfits so he looks good enough that it overrides the "cheating on his wife" aspect of the film.

4. Valentine's Day
First of all, he's barely in this movie at all, which is bullshit, especially considering Ashton Kutcher is on screen for about 105 more minutes than necessary, and there's a plot line with two old people that never manifests into anything or connects with the rest of the story. However, if you plan on just skipping all the Valentine's Day hijinks to the good parts, you will find Bradley looking extremely handsome with long hair, a waistcoat, and some neck scruff. He also turns out to be gay in the end, and the scene in which he reunites with his bf is super adorable & the highlight of the movie.

3. All About Steve
OK if you haven't seen this movie, then just be forewarned that it is as bad as everyone says it is. I wont get into it now because there's nothing I can say that a 05% rating on RottenTomatoes can't tell you, but just know that should you choose to sit through all of it, you may emerge frozen in a cringing position. That being said, Bradley is super hot in it, and you get to see a lot of him because he's one of the main characters. His character is also a good person, although he plays a regular Joe so he's just more kind of polite than really awesome.

2. The Hangover
You've seen it, I don't need to tell you. This is the movie in which his unofficial role is "The hot guy." Long hair, scruff, sunglasses, it's all there. He's awesome, the character's awesome, just go watch it again, because I know you own it.

1. A-Team
There is a scene in this film in which he takes his shirt off to first reveal his amazing six pack, and all of the three times I watched it the audience audibly gasped. It's truly unbelievable. If you didn't see this move in theaters, you've missed a very rich and fulfilling life experience. He's ripped to total shreds, tan, has just the right amount of body hair to seem manly w/o seeming uncle-y, long hair, cool outfits, scruff. Not only is he a good guy, but he saves the damn mission in the end. A+

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